Name: says if you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands. the wheels of the bus go round and round. And it’s making me sick. stepped on an itsy bitsy spider. Now I need to clean my shoes. wonders if Goldie Locks subsequently got mauled from those bears. and Jill went the hill to [...]
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Monday Madness
October 15th, 2010 
FB Name: is not happy with the new schell pecker. must have left his clothes in the water as his birthday suit is wrinkled. is a secret agent…oh crap. treats life like the game of Risk. Sadly, I only hold the Congo… is emitting non-lethal airborne particles from his restricted zone. is an aluminum investor. Drink [...]
Silly Sunday Sayings
October 15th, 2010 FB Name: is fully utilizing internal organs for various processing activities. is a Lectus Solanum tuberosum Linnaeus. (a.k.a. couch potato) has become grand master of mediocrity, and is indifferent of this achievement.
Fun with Star Wars
October 15th, 2010 FB Name: is busy with Jedi business, go back to your drinks. says size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you? may not look like much, but has got it where it counts, kid! is almost there…just a couple of seconds. says there’s an awful lot of moisture in here. just wants you to [...]
My, How Odd
October 15th, 2010 FB Name: dreamed of a brighter, cleaner world fully powered by the magic of funk! is a small cheese wheel at a wine party, being picked apart bit by bit. is a lime-coloured kitty being chased by a bottle of Tequila. flies through space and time with the intend of determining if the chicken came before [...]
November Naughtiness
October 15th, 2010 FB Name: likes to whip it. Whip it good. wants to bring it on. wants to reenact scenes from the animal kingdom. was naughty. Perhaps a spanking is in order. is like a cobra, spitting his venom when excited. has a turtle, short and stout.
Parliamentary Turmoil
October 15th, 2010 FB Inspired by True Stories of the Canadian Government Name: is in a coalition of ineptness, taunting those in that general direction is excited about Stephane J. Duceppe’s new reign of Canada is doing the Parliamentary Hokie-Pokie (take your right wing out and shake it all about) is getting dizzy from our nation’s slow spiral into [...]
Funny Facebook Status Updates
October 5th, 2010 FB Sunny feels like getting some work done…and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes. Katie used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she’s good at everything. Sunny is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube… This could take a while… Katie dreams of a better world…where [...]
