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Just Plain Cheese
February 12th, 2011 
FB Some downright cheese Facebook updates. A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, ” hey, you’ve got a wheel stuck to the front of your pants.”. The pirate replies, ” argh, it’s driving me nuts!”. Why did the snowman cross the street and pull down his pants? He heard the snowblower was coming. What [...]
Tags: Bad Timing
January 21st, 2011 FB They day just doesn’t go right sometimes. Bad timing is having a heart attack during a game of charades Bad timing is being alive during the Justin Bieber era Bad timing is being late for work and running for a street car as it get’s hijacked by Leprechauns on St. Patty’s Day Bad timing is [...]
Animal Lovers
January 19th, 2011 FB The animal lover says: cat people are puuuurrrr-fect pet lovers do it doggie style as an animal lover, Elk are very deer to me likes to drink with fish as they’re always tanked as I friend of the sheep, I can say ewe are baaahd
CBSC Special
January 16th, 2011 FB To tribute the recent stupid ruling by the Canadian Broadcast Standards Council to ban Dire Straits song Money for Nothing, here is my list of songs to nan: You• supports a ban on Honky Tonk Man, as it offends white guys• supports a ban on Pretty Fly, and it offends fly white guys• supports a [...]
Facebook Secrets
January 8th, 2011 FB Name: * is a byte in a bit in a node designated to be sold to make Mark rich.* is going on Intervention for Facebook withdrawal.* vs. Mark Z in UFC 2010 – the Geekdown!* is uploading my photo revenue stream to Mark’s personal money making machine.* is the model of an electronic sheep. Like* [...]
Girls CM Secret Out…..MMMM
October 26th, 2010 FB Hello You Might Seeing Girls Having FB Status`s in Cms……… Here is the details 12 cm completely crazy 13cm sleepy 14cm bored at home or at work 15cm party time 16cm missing my ex 17cm really happy 18cm studying or working 19cm i m stupidly in love 20cm depressed 21cm in love with the wrong [...]
Fun with Cereal
October 15th, 2010 FB Name: is magically delicious. is enjoying their fun, frosted site. is looking for their lucky charms. is not small. No, no, no. Name is big. Yea, yea, yea. knows that Trix are for good times. will give you two scopes of raisins! says They’re Great! is cuckoo for small chocolate tasty puffed rice.
World of Automotive
October 15th, 2010 FB Name: boasts an all new, smoother ride. had a manual stick shift, designed for performance. comes standard with a roomy trunk. . Now with dual exhaust. has room for up for 5 friends. , only 0 a month on approved lease.
Why, oh why?
October 15th, 2010 FB Name: is done looking through the looking glass. Now to look through the beer glass! is prepared to turn and devour on zombie brains. is reminded of a simpler time: the 80′s. is traveling on a cloud of light through space and time. worbles when he should really warble.
